Thursday, February 22, 2007

Just Say NO to Imagination!

As a follow up to the scrotum kerfuffle, we have this strong warning to curb children's imaginations:

The Department of Health and Human Services issued a series of guidelines Monday designed to help parents curtail their children's boundless imaginations, which child-safety advocates say have the potential to rival motor vehicle accidents and congenital diseases as a leading cause of disability and death among youths ages 3 to 14.

From the The Onion.