Honoré de Balzac
Both MadJenny and Pharyngula reveal this half-silly, half-sad tale.
My fellow librarians, today you disappointment me.
Read what Lois Lowry had to say about "acceptable content".
Then, accept the words of those fine German musicians, Accept:
"Balls to the Wall"
Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
Youll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall
UPDATE: The Deranged Squirrel has directed me to a list of other children's books containing the word "scrotum".