Honoré de Balzac

Both MadJenny and Pharyngula reveal this half-silly, half-sad tale.

My fellow librarians, today you disappointment me.

Read what Lois Lowry had to say about "acceptable content".

Then, accept the words of those fine German musicians, Accept:

"Balls to the Wall"



Balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall
Youll get your balls to the wall, man
Balls to the wall - balls to the wall

UPDATE: The Deranged Squirrel has directed me to a list of other children's books containing the word "scrotum".