OK, this was funny:
Partying heiress Paris Hilton claims she’s been celibate lately...Hilton insists that she’s actually quite modest in that area. “I’ve only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I’d like to be single,” Hilton declared. “Sex is sacred. People shouldn’t have sex unless they’re in an exclusive relationship anyway. I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t do it! Young girls should know that.”
Maybe you should have thought of that before leading a whole generation of young girls into being airheaded, skankily-dressed prostitutes-in-training, eh?