An image is worth a thousand blurbs
Found this internet meme: do a Google Image search for your name and post the first picture that comes up.
With my first name, I get a picture of Joe Jack Talcum of early 80s punk band, The Dead Milkmen.
Not sure what that means, since I'm not a huge punk fan (except for The Clash) and have probably never heard a Dead Milkmen song in my life. We're both Italian and play guitar, I guess.
With my full name, I get someone's old family photo (not my family).